Saturday, November 14, 2015


Bad Dudes is a mindnumbingly repetitive arcade beat-em-up in which two titular dudes in white pants and tank tops go on a 'roid-fuelled rampage to save president Reagan, who has been AND I QUOTE: "kidnapped by ninjas." On finishing the game, Ronnie (who doesn't know how to use commas, let alone fix the economy) shows his gratitude by suggesting a fast food run and then uttering what reads to me like a scary, robotic laugh.

BONUS: In the Amiga port, the ending is even better/badder:

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