Saturday, May 23, 2015

FIGHT MEEE! s02e06: Fireballers Only

Want to see an episode with no Blanka and no Decapre? Well, here it is.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

FIGHT MEEE! s02e05: Down with the King

A string of wins convinces me to play the lock-up game. A series of losses then convinces me it was a bad idea.

Saturday, May 09, 2015

Will someone please think of the flags

Don't let the "politics" tag scare you off. I just wanted to show you this little gem of a debate (I guess?) from the Facebook wall of a guy I went to elementary school with...and who probably hates me now.

Hates me for my freedom.

No, I didn't watch the animal doctor "take down" the flag stompers. The click bait didn't work on me. "Under two minutes?" Do it in under 30 seconds and we'll talk. And yeah, I know the phrase "your mom" is the internet equivalent of depleted uranium. I guess I mostly just wanted to show off my correct use of "your" as opposed to "you're."

The moral of the story is, guard your opinions well. If you have an opinion, I will show up to trivialize and ridicule it until you change it. Because you don't need opinions. You need facts.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Bin diving with bullet time

The second game to get the Bin Dive treatment is John Woo Presents Stranglehold, one of Midway Studios Chicago's final projects prior to their sale and rebranding. It's a heartwarming tale of henchmen jumping out of garages and police who can't stop shooting everything.

I also have two more chapters in the ongoing Fight Meee! saga. (Skip right to Episode 3 if you want to see me win.)