Otaku Friday on Thursday

Ladies and Gentlemen, the
Secretary of Defense

Looks like my long-anticipated Big Walk will transpire tomorrow, based on favorable weather forcasts (and the fact that I have the day off). Since I'll have lots of posting to do after the walk is done, I better get Otaku Friday out of the way. But I gotta say, Otaku Friday is becoming a hassle. Every week is a test of my ability to resist the temptation to make fun of fat cosplayers.

Anyway, look at Mario. He's the new weapon in the War on Terror (where terror is equal to bouncing turtles with wings).