Here's an idea: Bush needs one more person added to his cabinet. This person's title would be Secretary of Muted Trumpet, and their duty is to follow Bush around with a muted trumpet wherever he goes. When the president does something stupid (like unintelligent UN nominations or the wacky umbrella reversal pictured here) our new friend Mr. Secretary lifts his muted trumpet to his lips and lets loose an appropriately comical "wah-waaaaah."
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