Transcript of Bush's Address

Here is, in its entirety, the content of President Bush's address today:

Iraq extremists war terrorists war, insurgents 9/11. Terror war terror democracy, progress. Progress radical Islamic terrorist democracy; war 9/11. War war hope and freedom and Islam and tyranny. 9/11 9/11. Terrorism radical insurgency Iraq 9/11 militants. Iraq, Syria, Mogadushu [sic] terror war terror 9/11 democracy progress. Progress. Progress. 9/11. God bless America.

Seldom are so many words used to say so little.

With all the "radical" and "extreme" flying around during his speech, it would be easy to mistake the whole thing for some kind of weird Mountain Dew commercial.