Thursday, June 02, 2005

I Choose You

Spurred by rumors that North Korea's Kim Jong Il has a level 46 Charizard, President Bush has begun a quest to "catch 'em all."

"The time is now to train my Pocket Monsters in the name of democracy," said the President in Tuesday's address. "Enemies of freedom throughout the world now have my totally awesome Blastoise to answer to. Let freedom ring!" Bush punctuated his remark with an obnoxious cowboy whoop.

Bush's approval ratings have slipped dramatically in light of revelations that Saddam Hussein's alleged stockpiles of Metapods and Jigglypuffs, which were the Bush administration's justification for the US invasion of Iraq, did not exist.

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