Dr. Jesseo

This morning I woke up with a sore throat which, by 9:00 pm this evening, escalated to what now feels like full-on influenza. Combined with the chilly rain that fell all day long today, keeping my in the apartment all throughout my day off, this pretty much pisses me very nearly 100% off. The good news is that the chances of me having avian flu are very slim. I mean, yeah, I made out with a chicken last night but she swore she was cool.

All that's left is to hope that my actual immune system is better at fighting off pathogens than I am at playing Dr. Mario. My sister and my dad both know what I'm talking about.